MEDINA, WA– Basing on the roof covering of his imposing estate as the small equipments hummed around him, Amazon.com Chief Executive Officer Jeff Bezos supposedly established loosened numerous Prime Air drones Friday to hound and get the naked images of him acquired by the National Enquirer. “Take your army and also bring them back to me!” babbled Bezos, that is stated to have actually thrown his arms right into the air as the skies darkened and also the motorized throng tore across the land, tearing phones from people’s hands, damaging computers, and also clawing out the eyes of any person that might have seen the intimate “below the belt” images. “Grant no quarter to those that have actually stared upon my hallowed member. Currently, fly! Fly!” At press time, resources verified the drones had unloaded the naked images of several hundred thousand Americans on the Chief Executive Officer’s veranda.